Friday, December 23, 2016

Daily Text 12/23/2016

"So E'hud came to him as he was sitting alone in his cool roof chamber. Then E'hud said: “I have a message from God for you.” So he rose up from his throne. Then E'hud drew the sword from his right thigh with his left hand and plunged it into his belly. The handle went in after the blade, and the fat closed in over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly, and the fecal matter came out. E'hud went out through the porch, closing the doors of the roof chamber behind him and locking them." - Judges 3:20-23

Are we not grateful for some of the Assassin's Creed shit that goes down in the Bible? We can surely we grateful for a sweet-ass action sequence, and the one-liner is boss, I'm not going to lie to you.

It is telling that Ehud has not been seen together with Batman, nor has Batman been seen with any of the other faithful men of old. Does this mean that Ehud is a prophetic representation of Batman? We are wise not to speculate, but since we're the Society, we're going to strongly insinuate that it could be, then when you actually teach it we'll firmly deny it, then print a pissy article where we wonder where someone would have gotten such a crazy idea because it wasn't us, no sir.

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