Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Daily Text 12/7/2016

"He went up from there to Bethel. As he was going along the way, some young boys came out from the city and began to jeer at him, and they kept saying to him: "Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!" Finally he turned around and looked at them and cursed them in the name of Jehovah. Then two she-bears came out of the forest and tore 42 of the children to pieces." - 2 Kings 2:23, 24

Are we not joyful when Jehovah condones horrific violence against children? It especially warms our hearts when we think, really, really think about what it's like to be killed by a wild animal. Think about the terror in these children's hearts as they're fucking eaten by goddamn bears, the screaming and pain that they endured just because they happened to call Elisha bald.

With that in mind, let us look intently toward our Governing Body and make a brief rundown:

Samuel Herd - Baldhead
Geoffrey Jackson - Baldhead
Stephen Lett - Baldhead
Anthony Morris III - Baldhead
Mark Sanderson - Baldhead
David Splane - Baldhead

At any moment, there may be she-bears coming for this author! This is good and acceptable in the eyes of Jehovah.

Also, the fact that they were she-bears shows that anything with ovaries is evil, which is why we don't respect women. What a loving arrangement!

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