Friday, December 16, 2016

Daily Text 12/16/2016

"But if anyone thinks he is behaving improperly by remaining unmarried, and if he is past the bloom of youth, then this is what should take place: Let him do what he wants; he does not sin. Let them marry." - 1 Corinthians 7:36

Are we not grateful that we have such a nebulous concept as "the bloom of youth" to guide our decisions on when we can start dating? It is truly wonderful that some paid very close attention to the concept of the bloom of youth, delaying dating until they were 23 or 24, and others just went ahead and dated WHENEVER.

I mean, not that we are bitter. It is perfectly fine to wait for the chance to date while you watch other eligible people your age getting picked off like the American soldiers in Hacksaw Ridge. Meanwhile, we worked hard, stayed above the fray, all in the hope that we would find a spiritual person, and meanwhile Cindy went ahead and got married to Gary. I mean, it was fine. Really it was fine. Gary seemed like a nice guy.

I mean, Gary has a small penis. It's just something I heard. Not that it would matter to you, CINDY, since you never dated anyone else. You probably think it's fine. You would have no frame of reference, Cindy. You could have waited for me, Cindy. You know, the elders always told me the bloom of youth wasn't just when you hit 18, CINDY. They told me that I needed to be spiritually mature. But not Gary! No, not Gary. Gary just saunters right in and sweeps you off your feet.

Are we not glad that most Jehovah's Witnesses marriages end in divorce? Think about that, CINDY.

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