Thursday, January 19, 2017

Daily Text 1/19/2017

"And Jesus spoke again to his disciples, saying, 'You are all so happy. I mean, just happy happy, do you hear me? If you are not happy, it's either that you're doing something wrong or it's just that this system of things is so bad that it's making you sad. It's probably you though. Try harder!'" - Frustrations 16:1,2

Do we not rejoice constantly due to the invention of antidepressants? Do we not feel a general numbness at life in general because of the sweet, sweet medicine coursing through our bodies? It certainly has to do with this wicked system of things making the lives of Jehovah's Witnesses that much harder, even though most people aren't on antidepressants as much as we are.

This is why the Faithful and Discreet Slave has seen fit to provide a new supplement for our loyal brothers and sisters. It's not a book, brochure or even a video! It's a pill called Fukitol, available at the literature counter for a small donation! It's really just rebranded Skittles soaked in rum, but after enough of these babies, you won't even care that you're in a totalitarian organization! It works for the Bethel family, it'll work for you too!

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