Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Daily Text 11/23/2016

"Jehovah spoke further to Moses, saying: “I have heard the murmurings of the Israelites. Tell them, ‘At twilight you will eat meat, and in the morning you will be satisfied with bread, and you will certainly know that I am Jehovah your God.’” So that evening quail came and covered the camp, and in the morning a layer of dew was all around the camp. When the layer of dew evaporated, there was a fine, flaky substance on the surface of the wilderness, as fine as frost on the ground." Exodus 16:11-14

As the rest of this wicked world begins their time of feasts, we as God's chosen faithful servants do well to remember the example of the Israelites. They complained about needing meat to have a balanced diet, so Jehovah basically said, "Fine, motherfuckers. Here's all the goddamned meat you can eat. I hope you choke." Then when they ate the meat he got mad. This demonstrates his love, somehow.

However, as we note from the above scripture, he provides in other ways. While we are wise not to speculate on the true substance of manna, the quail appeared, then the next morning the ground was covered. Therefore, it would be fair to assume that manna is quail shit.

Therefore, when someone tells us that Thanksgiving and other holiday feasts are inappropriate, we would do well to imitate our loving heavenly Father and tell them all to eat shit.

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