Monday, November 28, 2016

Daily Text 11/28/2016

"And Jehovah called for all the children of the camp of the Israelites to come forward and be diddled. And the children were diddled, and this was pleasing in the eyes of Jehovah." - Molestations 2:8

How do we react when we hear of apostate-driven lies such as proven, verifiable facts about our mishandling of molestation cases? Do we pay attention and silently mouth the words "Holy shit!" to ourselves? Or do we put our full confidence in the assholes that got us here?

It's important to note that nowhere in the Bible does it mention anything about pedophilia, so as Jehovah's servants, we're in the clear and don't have to worry! Granted, it says nothing about masturbation, smoking or beards and we've been perfectly content to make rules about those things, but we can evidently conclude that Jehovah cares more about the tightness of your pants than he does about how some people's pants tighten around children. Praise be to our loving heavenly Father!

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